[Verse]
G C G C
I'd rather get dipped in shit
G C G D G
I'd rather get hit by a truck than get with you
G C G C
I'd rather sleep on a set of shat on sheets
G C G D G
I'd rather sleep in the middle of the street than sleep with you
[Chorus]
C G
I'd rather stick my cock and balls in a crocadilles mouth
C G D
I'd rather get cought jerking of at grandma's house
C G D Em
These are just a few of the things I'd rather do
G D G
Than spend another minute with you
C G
I'd rather eat a big old bar soap and choke
C G D
I'd rather shit in the woods and wipe my ass with poison oak
C G D Em
I can think of a thousand shitty things I'd rather do
G D G
I'd rather be in hell than be with you