Intro:
Am//G//Am/G/slight pause/Am
Am
Mardi Gras came and went
G
All my money has been spent
Am
How am I gonna pay the rent
G
Sitting on your face sitting on my ass
Am
Who mistook the steak for chicken
G
Who am I gonna stick my dick in
Am G /N C /
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Refrain of Am G Am G
My former life I was a high roller my former life I had a sister
Walked around in a diamond stroller i abused her and I dissed her
Found my calling as a part-time bowler she got swept up in a twister
Traded my wife in for a new three holer first I laughed and then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers
Who fucked up that leaning tower
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Oh get on a greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandparents that they're gay tell your grandma you're okay
Steal their money and run away kiss her cheek and run away
Cuz me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art we invented this new kind of darts
Post-Modernest Throwing Darts (Hit A Bulls-eye, cut a fart)
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Who mistook this crap for genius Who is dancing on the ceiling
Who is gonna stroke my penis Who is gonna hurt my feelings
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new book even your mother is a crook
But if you get a closer look but if I get a closer look
There's shit on every hand you shook there's shit on every road you took
If you don't believe me look at your hand if you don't believe me read the book
Who made all these things for killing somebody's making a killing
Who's pussy hole needs filling Who's empty heart needs filling
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Am /N C /
Who mistook the steak for chicken
G /N C/ /stabbing G on words/
Who am I gonna stick my dick in
We're not those kids sitting on the couch