F Dm
Yea one day I'm gonna be rich and glamorous
F Dm
I'll drive my friends around in a golden bus
F Dm
I'll buy my mum a fancy dinner, buy my dad a new TV
F Dm
Take my buddies to the pub, all the drinks will be on me
Am Dm
And I won't be late on bills, and I won't be late on rent
Am Dm
I'll take my girlfriend camping in my thousand dollar tent
Am, Dm, Am, Dm
F Dm
I'll buy some fresh new clothes, ones without any holes
F Dm
Not only will I own a fridge but there'll be food in it
F Dm
I'll buy a nice house on a big block of land
F Dm
That backs onto the ocean and I won't give a damn
Am Dm
If you wanna come and stay, I'll be glad to put you up
Am Dm
There'll be room to lay your head and lots of juice to fill your cup
Am, Dm, Am, Dm
F Dm
I'll buy ten big issues from my local vendor
F Dm
Donating to charity will be on my agenda
F Dm
I'll tip the buskers notes, I'll take a hobo on my boat
F Dm
Instead of Emu Export we'll drink Mountain Goat
Am Dm
And if you need a lift I'll take you anywhere
Am Dm
To the Kingsbury shops or the republic of Zaire
Am Dm
I'll drop you off in Harlem and we can dance to jazz
Am Dm
Or if you're feelin gutsy we can stop off at Alcatraz
E, Am, E, Am
E Am
Yea one day I'm gonna be so damn wealthy
E Am
I'll have a doctor downstairs makin sure I'm healthy
E Am
One day I'm gonna be stinkin rich
E Am
I'll have a fucken robot just to scratch my fucken itch
Dm Am
I'm gonna have so much money
Dm Am
Lookin back on these dole days is gonna seem pretty funny
F, Dm, F, Dm
F Dm
I'll buy a football team, I'll start the world's best pie shop
F Dm
All of my ice creams will have a cherry on top
F Dm
And speakin of cherries, I'll buy a whole farm
F Dm
I'll pay my workers well, just enough to keep em calm
Am Dm
But I'll probably get bored and get a cocaine habit
Am Dm
I'll go to Amsterdam and fuck prostitutes like a rabbit
Am Dm
And gamble in Las Vegas, and lose all of my money
Am Dm
And end up in the street with nothin but a memory
F Dm F Dm
Of the time I was so damn wealthy
F Dm
Yeah, what I would give to be stinkin rich
F Dm
I just itch, I just itch, I just itch
Am Dm
Yeah I just need a couple of bucks
Am Dm F Dm
Can you please help me sir, can't you see I'm down on my luck
F, Dm, F, Dm
F Dm
You'll see me sellin the big issue on the street all afternoon
F Dm
You'll see me buskin on the corner, drinkin sacks of goon
F Dm
I'll dream of shiny yachts til I remember what I got
F Dm
Just a pair of shoes with holes in em and a big ol soggy box
F Dm
But that's alright, I'll just remember what I got
F Dm
I'll just remember what I got
F Dm
I'll just remember what I got
F Dm
I'll just remember what I got
F Dm
I'll just remember what I got