I'm Not Alone by Patent Pending
So I just wrote these chords out in their most basic forms. If you're playing this
acoustic, you can use some of these chord substitutions:
Em - Em7: 022033
C - C9: x3x033
Am7 - Asus: x02033
Verse 1:
G C Am7 D
I write songs for Pam from The Office cause I think that she’s hot
G C Am7 D
a dollar ten worth of gas please cause its all that Ive got
G C Am7 D
a cellphone with my own ringtone
G C Am7 D
except the speaker is blown Ill bring it back, Im in the zone
Verse 2:
its like Ive never wanted anything till I saw you
but now Im doing everything a boy can do
to be as smooth as Efron big TV turn it on
cause Im a media consumer till now Im hearing rumors that
Chorus:
Em C
The world has gone insane
G
Weve lost our brains
D
we need a longer vacation
Em
and less medication
C
to help us through
G
the crazy we do
Eb D
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone
G D
Im not alone
C Eb
Im not alone
G D
Im not alone
C Eb
Im not alone
Break:
G - C - Am7 - D x2
(The world is spinning off its axis)
Verse 3:
They said by year 2010 our cars would be flying
why the hell am I still grounded then are scientists still trying
cause weve all been mislead
Well just download instead
till the entire populations stealing college education
Verse 4:
from the internet
get set cause Ive been doing yoga
I will stretch until my stress is gone I probably should have told you
Im like an extra on Lost
so is Locke really dead
I wonder how well get off
Hey thats what she said
She said the world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Bridge:
G C
A thousand times Ive come to find
G C
disasters that Ive left behind
G D C
Cristal no its a box of wine now
G C
A million plays on my YouTube
G C
Titanic in my Netflix cue
G C
throw away your Rubiks Cube
Eb D
Youre never gonna figure it out
The world has gone insane
Weve lost our brains
we need a longer vacation
and less medication
to help us through
the crazy we do
Im not nervous cause I know that Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone
Im not alone