Capo 1st Fret
[Verse 1]
G
You should have seen me last night
C
when I fell down laughing
G D
and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs
G C
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall
A D7
and tumbled over a pile of metal chairs
C G
Then I cussed out my girlfriend, tried to feel up her mom
C A D7
I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine
[Chorus]
C G E
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
A D G
I always have myself a real good time
[Verse 2]
G C
I got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht club
G D
doing 90 miles an hour right to the bay
G C
I sunk her out by Buckeye point and walked on into town
A D7
Tore up someone's flowers on my way
C G
Then I barged into the Crew's nest and I threw up on the rug
C A D7
I slapped that hostess on her big behind
[Chorus]
C G E
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
A D G
I always have myself a real good time
[Verse 3]
C G
I talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tip
C A D7
I leave her my roaches in the guacamole dip
[Chorus]
C G E
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
A D G
I always have myself a real good time
[Verse 4]
G C
Well I'm going out tonight, I'm gonna, tie on a good one
G D
Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?
G C
I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some ass
A D7
And a gay bar where we'll get our drinks for free
C G
We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece
C A D7
We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap Erie Island wine
[Chorus]
C G E
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
A D G
I always have myself a real good time
[Verse 5]
C G
I’m gonna shout out loud and moon the crowed and dance on all the bars
C A D7
Then go out in the parking lot and piss on people's cars
[Chorus]
C G E
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
A D G
I always have myself a real good time
Gimme that wine
I'm feelin so fine