Biography:
Owen Benjamin started his comedy career in music. Growing up
with an opera singer father, Owen has played classical piano
since childhood. Owen was a regular on MTV’s PUNK’D,
and has appeared on E!’s CHELSEA LATELY and Comedy
Central’s LIVE AT GOTHAM.
Owen feature credits include I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY and THE HOUSE BUNNY and he can soon be seen in ALL’S FAIRE IN LOVE with Christina Ricci and BORN TO BE A STAR with Nick Swardson. He has done stand up at the Aspen Comedy Festival and clubs and colleges across America.
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[Intro]
Bm Em
Bm
I'd like to give a shoutout to the Unbearables
D
Who helped me put these thoughts and feelings
N.C
Into lyrics, about a man...
[Verse]
G Bm
There is a man who is afraid of dairy,
C G
And he is proud that his chest never got hairy.
N.C
On his driver's license, under gender
Bm
It says "other".
C
His best friend and role model growing up
D
And still is his lesbian mother.
G
He can't give the D
Bm
Cus he's got low T.
C
Trump tweets gave him PTSD, his pronoun's "Xe"
D
And he sits to pee.
G
He's a Buzzfeed "Foodie Blogger", which means
Bm
He is unemployed.
C
He always acts bitchy, and pissy, cus
D
He is bloated from soy.
[Chorus]
Em C
He's a Soy Boy,and he's so annoyed,
G D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
Em C
Weak, soft soy hands,
G D
A lot of demands, he's got memory glands.
Em C
He says his cat is trans cus of all that soy,
G D G
He's a Soy Boy. And he's awful to be around...
[Verse]
N.C
He thinks Shaun King is black,
Bm
Elizabeth Warren is Indian and Caitlyn's a chick.
C
His ankles are thick, and he says
G
"Colin Kaepernick should've been first round pick".
N.C
Hes an ally to women,
Bm
When he's marching in the streets
C
But be careful ladies,
G
Because he is a creep in the sheets.
N.C
He calls opinions attacks,
Bm
His imaginary friends are all black.
C
He talks nasty and dirty to Alexa
G
Because Alexa can't fight back
N.C
"Co-exiat" sticker on his chest, "I'm with her!"
Bm
Proudly on his back.
C
He's Hillary on Facebook, but watch out,
D
Cus he's Bill Clinton in the sack.
[Chorus]
Em C
He's a Soy Boy, he's so annoyed,
G D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
Em C
His gender is Soy, his opinions are Soy,
G D
He's a Soycialist, and he's always pissed.
Em C
He's a Soy Boy, he's gassy from Soy,
G D
He's soycumsised, he's a fiend for Soy beans.
Em C
He's always mean to his Soylent ween...
G
He's drowning in soy...
[Outro]
D
And he's awful...
G
To be around...
N.C
He's a Soy Boy...
Bm Em
Bm
I'd like to give a shoutout to the Unbearables
D
Who helped me put these thoughts and feelings
N.C
Into lyrics, about a man...
[Verse]
G Bm
There is a man who is afraid of dairy,
C G
And he is proud that his chest never got hairy.
N.C
On his driver's license, under gender
Bm
It says "other".
C
His best friend and role model growing up
D
And still is his lesbian mother.
G
He can't give the D
Bm
Cus he's got low T.
C
Trump tweets gave him PTSD, his pronoun's "Xe"
D
And he sits to pee.
G
He's a Buzzfeed "Foodie Blogger", which means
Bm
He is unemployed.
C
He always acts bitchy, and pissy, cus
D
He is bloated from soy.
[Chorus]
Em C
He's a Soy Boy,and he's so annoyed,
G D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
Em C
Weak, soft soy hands,
G D
A lot of demands, he's got memory glands.
Em C
He says his cat is trans cus of all that soy,
G D G
He's a Soy Boy. And he's awful to be around...
[Verse]
N.C
He thinks Shaun King is black,
Bm
Elizabeth Warren is Indian and Caitlyn's a chick.
C
His ankles are thick, and he says
G
"Colin Kaepernick should've been first round pick".
N.C
Hes an ally to women,
Bm
When he's marching in the streets
C
But be careful ladies,
G
Because he is a creep in the sheets.
N.C
He calls opinions attacks,
Bm
His imaginary friends are all black.
C
He talks nasty and dirty to Alexa
G
Because Alexa can't fight back
N.C
"Co-exiat" sticker on his chest, "I'm with her!"
Bm
Proudly on his back.
C
He's Hillary on Facebook, but watch out,
D
Cus he's Bill Clinton in the sack.
[Chorus]
Em C
He's a Soy Boy, he's so annoyed,
G D
He feels no joy, from all that soy.
Em C
His gender is Soy, his opinions are Soy,
G D
He's a Soycialist, and he's always pissed.
Em C
He's a Soy Boy, he's gassy from Soy,
G D
He's soycumsised, he's a fiend for Soy beans.
Em C
He's always mean to his Soylent ween...
G
He's drowning in soy...
[Outro]
D
And he's awful...
G
To be around...
N.C
He's a Soy Boy...
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