Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Everybody Shut Up (I Have an Erection)
Ninja Sex Party
Album: Strawberries and Cream
***
[Spoken Pre-chorus 1]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-"
[Chorus 1]
G
Everybody shut up!
A
I have an erection
Bm
It only happens 87 times a day
G
Just stop what you're doing
A
And witness penis perfection
D
This is more important than what you have to say!
G A
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Bm Bm
Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Em F#m
Your spirit's in peace, no need to call the police
Bm
Please hold your applause
[Spoken Pre-chorus 2]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence,
I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but... Mrs. Donnovan!"
[Chorus 2]
G
Everybody shut up!
A
I have an erection
Bm
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
G A
It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
D
This is more important than what you have to say!
G A
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
Bm
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Em F#m
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?
Bm
Please hold your applause
[Bridge]
Em
Do you ever take a moment
F#m
And look up at the stars?
G
And think about your life
A
And just how stupid you are
Em
If it makes you feel better
F#m C
I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis
Em
But enough about you
F#m
Let's focus more on my crotch
G
It's as tangy as whiskey
A
And hits you harder than scotch
Em
You might not get what I'm sayin'
F#m
So just sit back and watch
D
Look, (gasp!) it's still my penis
[Spoken Pre-chorus 3]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Ladies and gentlemen, as president of the United States
I must sometimes make grave decisions.
I come to you today to tell you that the United States
has decided to declare war on-"
[Chorus 3]
G
Shut up!
A
Mr. President, I have an erection!
Bm
Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached
G A
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
D
This is more important than your boring-ass speech!
G A
For one nation, indivisible under God
Bm
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Em F#m
Hey, those guys look fun, oh wait, are they holding guns?
Bm D
Please hold your applause
Ninja Sex Party
Album: Strawberries and Cream
***
[Spoken Pre-chorus 1]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Oh my god, Stacy! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
You went out with Steve? He's so cute!
I know! He took me out to this little restaurant-"
[Chorus 1]
G
Everybody shut up!
A
I have an erection
Bm
It only happens 87 times a day
G
Just stop what you're doing
A
And witness penis perfection
D
This is more important than what you have to say!
G A
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Bm Bm
Now let's all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Em F#m
Your spirit's in peace, no need to call the police
Bm
Please hold your applause
[Spoken Pre-chorus 2]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence,
I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but... Mrs. Donnovan!"
[Chorus 2]
G
Everybody shut up!
A
I have an erection
Bm
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
G A
It's hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
D
This is more important than what you have to say!
G A
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
Bm
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Em F#m
Who could argue a case with so much dick in your face?
Bm
Please hold your applause
[Bridge]
Em
Do you ever take a moment
F#m
And look up at the stars?
G
And think about your life
A
And just how stupid you are
Em
If it makes you feel better
F#m C
I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis
Em
But enough about you
F#m
Let's focus more on my crotch
G
It's as tangy as whiskey
A
And hits you harder than scotch
Em
You might not get what I'm sayin'
F#m
So just sit back and watch
D
Look, (gasp!) it's still my penis
[Spoken Pre-chorus 3]
G A Bm Bm
Em F#m Bm Bm
"Ladies and gentlemen, as president of the United States
I must sometimes make grave decisions.
I come to you today to tell you that the United States
has decided to declare war on-"
[Chorus 3]
G
Shut up!
A
Mr. President, I have an erection!
Bm
Here's a tricky dick that cannot be impeached
G A
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
D
This is more important than your boring-ass speech!
G A
For one nation, indivisible under God
Bm
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Em F#m
Hey, those guys look fun, oh wait, are they holding guns?
Bm D
Please hold your applause
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