Monty Python is a comedy troupe of 4 Englishmen (John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Eric Idle), 1 Welshman (Terry Jones) and 1 American (Terry Gilliam), best known for their legendary and influential sketch comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (which ran for four seasons from 1969 to 1974). The troupe also wrote and starred in the films "And Now for Something Completely Different" (1971), "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979)
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...MEDICAL LOVE SONG... by Monty Python -----------------------................
*from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)*
Intro:
Aaug
Verse 1:
DA7 Inflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile. DD7 I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while. GG#dimDB7 I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June, E7A7Aaug I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.
Verse 2:
(Faster):
DA My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores, A7DD7 Your Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more. GG#dimDB7 Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea; E7A7Aaug At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.
Verse 3:
DA Our syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst. A7DD7 You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist. GG#dimDB7 Your Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine; E7A (n.C) Aaug I got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.
DA My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me, A7DD7 As the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee. GG#dimDB7 My doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen. E7A7Aaug My scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.
Verse 5:
DA My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw. A7DD7 You might have been infected, but you never were a bore. GG#dimDB7 I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown. E7A7Aaug I've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.