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- Blues Clues
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- Deutschland Sucht Den Superstar
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- El Chavo Del Ocho
- El Cuerpo Del Deseo
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- Esmeralda
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- Eternamente Tuya Theme
- Family Guy
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- Family Ties Theme
- Fanaticada
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- Feuerwehrmann Sam
- Fireball Xl5 Theme
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- Flesh And Bone Opening Credits
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- Fraggle Rock Theme
- Frecuencia 04
- Free Credit Report
- Fresh Meat
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- Full House Theme
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- Game Of Thrones Theme
- Game Shakers
- Ganz Egal Was Kommt
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- Giggle And Hoot
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- Ginger Orphan Playhouse
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- H2O Just Add Water
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- Hospital Central Theme
- How I Met Your Mother
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- How Not To Live Your Life
- Hr Pufnstuf
- Hr Pufnstuf Opening Theme
- I Love The World Theme
- I Soliti Idioti Sigla
- Im In Love
- Im No Superman Theme
- Important Things Theme
- Inside Gaming
- Irish Drinking Song
- Islas Canarias
- It Aint Half Hot Mum
- Its All About You
- Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
- Jack Of All Trades Theme
- Jamie And The Magic Torch Theme
- Jamie At Home Theme
- Jesus Og Josefine
- Jodie Sweetin
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- Jugate Conmigo
- Juicy Fruit Theme
- Jul I Svingen
- Julia Akkermans Beau Schneider
- Junior Express
- Juntos Los Dos
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- Kang Hyun Min
- Kassandra Theme
- Kfc
- Kfc Ad
- Kidzone
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- King Of Queens Theme
- Kuroshitsuji
- La Casa De Playhouse Disney Con Topa Y Muni
- La Gran Sangre
- La Granja Vip Theme
- La Hermandad
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- La Posta Di Sonia
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- La Viuda Joven
- Ladder To Heaven
- Lalola
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- Late Show With Stephen Colbert Theme
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- Lazy Town
- Le Chalet
- Lee Majors
- Lenny And The Squigtones
- Leon Thomas Iii
- Lets Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas
- Levis Song Wearin My Levis
- Like La Leyenda
- Liv And Maddie Theme
- Livet Har Sina Goda Stunder
- Look Around You
- Los Polivoces
- Louie Theme
- Lovely Little Losers
- Lucho En Familia
- Lucifer
- Mako Mermaids
- Mala Rata
- Malcolm In The Middle Theme
- Malparida
- Malviviendo
- Mary Tyler Moore Show Theme
- Mash Theme
- Mask Theme
- Mastin Commercial
- Maya
- Mayans Mc
- Mcdonalds
- Mcdonalds Commercial
- Mein Bester Feind
- Mentos Theme
- Meow Mix Malcolm In The Middle
- Merci Das Es Dich Gibt Theme
- Meteor Garden
- Mi Amor El Wachiman
- Mi Amor Mi Amor
- Michael Dorman
- Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme
- Ministry Of Mayhem Theme
- Minty The Candy Cane Theme
- Mirada De Mujer
- Monkey Magic
- Monster Rancher
- Montecristo
- Monty Python
- Moonlighting Theme
- Mr Ed Theme
- Mst3K Theme
- Mundo De Michelada
- Mysterious Cities Of Gold Theme
- Nachtwacht
- Naked Cowboy
- Nashville
- National Geographic
- National Geographic Theme Song
- Nescafe
- New China Tv
- Nick Berry
- Nostalgia Critic
- Not The Nine Oclock News
- Nothing Much To Do
- Now Its Time For So Long Theme
- Om Shanti Om Sung
- Omsen Momsen
- Once Upon A Time
- One Day At A Time Theme
- One Foot In The Grave Theme
- Only Fools And Horses Closing Credits
- Only Fools And Horses Theme
- Padre Coraje
- Parenthood
- Parks And Recreation Theme
- Partridge Family Theme
- Passe
- Passions Theme
- Patito Feo
- Patriot
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- Philly Cream Cheese Commercial
- Pinoy Big Brother All In Housemates
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- Plan Z
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- Postimies Pate
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- Red Dwarf Theme
- Renault
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- Rise
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- Romeo Y Julieta
- Romeo Y Julieta Theme
- Rupauls Drag Race
- Sajjad Ali
- Salute Your Shorts Theme
- Samson En Gert
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- Satyamev Jayte
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- Schloss Einstein
- School 2017
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- Scrubs
- Se Dice Amor Theme
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- Sharlene San Pedro
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- Side Om Side
- Simona
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- Slideshow
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- Son De Fierro
- Sos Mi Vida
- Sov Du Lille Svensk
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- Spider In The Bath
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- Stephan Oberhoff
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- Stewart Lee
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- Suburgatory Theme
- Suburgatory Theme Song
- Sudafrica 2010
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- Te
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- Telecom Personal
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- The Beauty Inside
- The Fold
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- The Littlest Hobo Theme Song
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- The Munsters Theme
- The Muppets
- The Office
- The Official Bbc Children In Need Medley
- The Rings Of Akhaten
- The Sleepover Club
- The Spectacular Spiderman Theme
- The Vampire Diaries
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- The Wiggles
- The World God Only Knows
- The World Looks Mighty Good To Me
- Theevandi
- This Is Us
- Thomas And Friends
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- Todos Contra Juan
- Too Many Cooks
- Topa
- Topa Y Muni
- Toys R Us Ad Magical Place
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- Transparent
- Two A Half Men
- Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
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- Umk16
- Una Familia Con Suerte
- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
- Varan
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- Victoria
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- Vinheta De Fim De Ano Da Sbt De 1989
- Violetta
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- Vision Of Escaflowne
- Volkswagen Commercial
- Voltes V
- Walker Texas Ranger Theme
- We Got Married
- Weather Network Theme
- Wechat Pa More
- While You Were Sleeping
- White Collar
- Whose Line Is It Anyway
- Wilfred
- Winx Club
- Wynonna Earp
- X Factor
- Yellawood
- Yes We Canberra
- Yingo
- Yuiko Ohara
- Zak Storm
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
Em Bm Am Bm Em
[Verse 1]
Em Bm
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
Em Bm
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu,
Em Bm
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal,
Em Bm
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
Am Bm C D
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner -
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 1]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards,
D G
Who hate black people!
[Verse 2]
Em Bm
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait,
Em Bm
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,
Em Bm
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,
Em Bm
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,
Am Bm C D
I've met a normal merman, and a fairly modest German -
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 2]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers,
D G
Who smell like baboons.
[Verse 3]
Em Bm
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,
Em Bm
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
Em Bm
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings,
Em Bm
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,
Am Bm C D
I've seen a flying pig, in a quite convincing wig,
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 3]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths,
D G
With no sense of humour.
[Verse 4]
Em Bm
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,
Em Bm
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire,
Em Bm
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies,
Em Bm
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies,
Am Bm C D
I've had a nice pot noodle, but I've never had a poodle -
Em Bm
And I've never met a nice South African.
[Chorus 4]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
Because we've never met one either!
C D G D G
Except for Breyten Breytenbach, and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
[Coda]
C D G
Yes he's quite a nice South African,
C D G
And he's hardly ever killed anyone,
C D G
And he's not smelly at all.
D G
That's why we put him in prison!
Em Bm Am Bm Em
[Verse 1]
Em Bm
I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru,
Em Bm
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Timbuktu,
Em Bm
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal,
Em Bm
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall,
Am Bm C D
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner -
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 1]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards,
D G
Who hate black people!
[Verse 2]
Em Bm
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait,
Em Bm
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late,
Em Bm
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool,
Em Bm
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school,
Am Bm C D
I've met a normal merman, and a fairly modest German -
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 2]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers,
D G
Who smell like baboons.
[Verse 3]
Em Bm
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind,
Em Bm
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind,
Em Bm
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings,
Em Bm
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings,
Am Bm C D
I've seen a flying pig, in a quite convincing wig,
Em Bm
But I've never met a nice South African!
[Chorus 3]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths,
D G
With no sense of humour.
[Verse 4]
Em Bm
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire,
Em Bm
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire,
Em Bm
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies,
Em Bm
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies,
Am Bm C D
I've had a nice pot noodle, but I've never had a poodle -
Em Bm
And I've never met a nice South African.
[Chorus 4]
C D G
No he's never met a nice South African,
C D G
And that's not bloody surprising man!
C D G
Because we've never met one either!
C D G D G
Except for Breyten Breytenbach, and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
[Coda]
C D G
Yes he's quite a nice South African,
C D G
And he's hardly ever killed anyone,
C D G
And he's not smelly at all.
D G
That's why we put him in prison!
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