From one of my favorite Studio C sketches - the "Third Wheel Song"! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
You can find the sketch on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/gfmohxmkTYU
I also hope that you can understand this. *asterisk means it's just Mallory, but you can figure out the parts
just by listening to the song
D
D
You love me and I love you
A G
You're really nice, and so am I also too?
D
If there's anything wrong with you,
A G
I haven't figured it out . . . yet
Bm G
'Cause you light up my life
D E
And the moon and the trees and space
Bm G
And the clouds and the iPhones and the heavens up above
A D
And on and on goes love
D
D
I love everything that you bring
A G
*Hey guys - oh sorry, am I interrupting?
D
No!/Sort of . . .
A G
*Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry (like I was sayin')
D
I love everything that you bring
A G
Your face - it's a miracle! It makes my heart sing!
D A
I hope that you know that our love is like a special flame
G
(*Hey guys, do you wanna get burritos?)
D
I love your face and your hair and your muscles
A G
Your brain is good too (*Ha! What the heck rhymes with muscles?)
D A
MAL - is there anywhere else you can be?
G
*I see how it is :(
D
*I'm sorry, I'll leave you two alone
A G
*Speaking of alone, that's what I am
D
*(starts crying)
A G
Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Stop that.
D
I'm sorry, um, you can stay (what?)
A G
*Perfect! Oh, isn't friendship great?
D A
Sure, whatever. Whitney, back to the two of us
G
*You mean the three of us :)
Bm G
'Cause the two/3 of us are so alive
D E
When we/*I got them to add a seat for me to your tandem bike!
Bm G
Two/3 is the number that will make life grand
A D
When you're walking hand in hand - *in hand!
N.C.
James: That's not for three hands! It's for the two hands - of us!
You have to have your own other hand.
Mal: Sorry guys, I'm sorry, I was just feeling the music.
Sorry, I'm-I'm done, sorry.
Bm G
'Cause the two of us are so alive (*Ohhhh! Yes they are!)
D E
When we eat romantic foods at night (The three musketeers, the three musketeers!)
Bm G
Two is the number of love and stuff (*The power of three!)
A D
And we probably love each other enough (*dying cat sounds)
N.C. or A N.C. or D
And we probably love each other enough (*platypus choking on jelly sounds)
N.C. or A
And we probably love each oth -
NC or D
*a subpar Louis Armstrong impression: probably love each other enough