Paul plays this in between verse lines (but not during the chorus):
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|------------------|
A|---0---2----3-----|
E|------------------|
Am
C G Am
Hail Mary, full of grace
C G Am
Your boy kicked me in the face
C G Am
He made my wife run away
C G Am
for a big promise on Judgment Day
C G Am
My wife called me a sinner
C G Am
I guess I'll be fixing my own dinner
C G Am
Now I'm left with pain and loathing
C G D
Caused by a wolf in Messiah's clothing
G D C
My wife left me for a guy named Jesus
G D C
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces
G D C
It hurts to say his dad's name when someone sneezes
G D C
My wife left me for a guy named Jesus
G D G
C G Am
Do you think you're such a big shot raising people from the dead?
C G Am
Or some slight of hand with a loaf of bread?
C G Am
You're a second-rate magician with everlasting life
C G D
and your latest trick is my disappearing wife
G D C
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus
G D C
I could cure a cripple with a prosthesis
G D C
And I can walk on water when it freezes
G D C
I'm as good as that guy named Jesus
G D Em C
and Jesus better watch his back...