Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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(Intro dialog) Chico: Folks, I wanna you should meet my pal, my *best* friend. (What's your name again?)
Groucho: Loophole.
Chico: Glad to know ya.
Groucho: It's your pleasure.
Ah this meeting brings back memories-- childhood days! lemonade!! romance!
My life was wrapped around the circus-- her name was Lydia. I met her at the World's Fair in 1900, marked down from 1940. Ah Lydia.
(ad lib sung/spoken) She was the most glorious creature under the sun. Weiss(?)!, DuBarry(?)! Garbo! Rolled into one.
Ahhhhh...
C Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? G Lydia the tattooed lady FCFC She has eyes that folks adore so FDmFDm And a torso even more so C Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia F Oh Lydia, the queen of tattoo Dm On her back is the Battle of Waterloo F Beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus, too CF And proudly above waves the red, white and blue CGC You can learn a lot from Lydia
C (la la la, la la la) C (la la la, la la la)
Eb When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world Bb If you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree Eb Or Washington crossing the Delaware
Eb (la la la, la la la) C (la la la, la la la)
C Ah Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? G Oh Lydia the tattooed lady FCFC When her muscles start relaxin' FDmFDm Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson C Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia F Oh Lydia, the queen of them all Dm For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz F With a view of Niagara that nobody has CF And on a clear day, you can see Alcatraz CGC You can learn a lot from Lydia
C (la la la, la la la) Eb (la la la, la la la)
Eb Come along and see Buffalo Bill with his lasso Bb Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon Eb Here's Godiva but with her pajamas on
Eb (la la la, la la la) Eb (la la la, la la la)
Eb Here is Grover Whelan unveilin' the Tri-lon Bb Over on the west coast we have Treasure Isle-on
Here's Nijinski a-doin' the rumba Eb Here's her social security numbah
Eb (Whistling instead of singing la la la...) C (Whistling instead of singing la la la...)
C Ah Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia F Oh Lydia, the champ of them all Dm She once swept an admiral clear off his feet F The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat CF And now the old boy's in command of the fleet CGC For he went and married Lydia
C I said Lydia He said Lydia They said Lydia We said Lydia La-la!