[Intro]
C,C,Am7,G
[Verse 1]
C Am7 G
I assumed I was asleep, I was naked and riding a sheep, into a sunset, it was a beautiful sunset.
C Am7 G
Then I saw you standing there, vigorously tossing off a bear, onto a crumpet, he looked like he loved it.
[Pre-Chorus]
F Am G F G
These moments that we share, don’t just happen anywhere.
[Chorus 1]
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Cos I only get to see you in my dreams, I sometimes wish that I could sleep forever
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Dreamt it up it seems, I have the weirdest fucking dreams, but it’s the only time we spend together.
[Instrumental]
C,G,C,G
[Verse 2]
C Am7
You were chasing me through the sky, I was naked and riding a hedgehog over a rainbow,
G
it was a triple rainbow.
C Am7
Then you caught up to me, you started touching me sexily, you said, “Have you just shaved?
G
Cos your balls are prickly like a hedgehog”
[Pre-Chorus]
F Am G F G
These moments that we share, like when I’m riding a giant hedgehog and I’m cumming in your hair”
[Chorus 2]
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Cos I only get to spray you in my dreams, I sometimes wish that I could sleep forever
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Dreamt it up it seems, I have the weirdest fucking dreams, but it’s the only time we spend together.
[Bridge]
Am F C G/B Am C G/B
My greatest nightmare makes me weep, those nights when I wake up and I just can’t get back to sleep.
Am F C Am F C G
I have to lay there and admit defeat, with my pyjama bottoms stuck to the sheet….. 'cause…..
[Chorus 3]
C G/B Am7 G F G C
I only get to fuck you in my dreams, I sometimes wish that I could sleep forever
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Dreamt it up it seems, I have the weirdest fucking dreams, but it’s the only time we spend together.
[Chorus 4]
C G/B Am7 G F G C
I only get to fuck you in my dreams, I sometimes wish that I could sleep forever
C G/B Am7 G F G C
Dreamt it up it seems, I have the weirdest fucking dreams, but it’s the only time we spend together.
F G
but it’s the… only time we share.
F G
I get to stick it anywhere
F Fm C
But I only get to fuck you in my dreams.