[Intro]
Gm Bb G Gm
Cm B Gm
[Verse]
Cm
You need a haircut
You need a shoeshine
You need aristocratic
Glow-in-the dark erotic magnet
Eb
I know
Cm
You need a moped
Half-boy, half-hostess
You need a black cadillac
So death can drive him or ride in the back
Eb
I know
[Chorus]
Cm
I am a smoke fire
Scared of holy water
People claim I'm possessed by the devil
But mama, I know I'm possessed by your daughter
Eb
I know
I've been told
I am dancing through
Cm
I am the top dog, top dog
Hot dog, hot dog
Eb Cm
I am the top dog, top dog
Hot dog, hot dog
[Bridge]
Dm G C
Cm Bm Gm
[Verse]
Cm
You need new body
You need a new latte
You need the lingering scent
Of holiday men doing hot pilate
Eb
I know
Cm
You cried "Wet cement!"
You love accidents
You wonder where the true love went
'Cause a breeder in your bed don't butter your bread
Eb
I know
[Chorus]
Cm
I am a smoke fire
Scared of holy water
People claim I'm possessed by your daughter
But mama, I know I'm possessed by a problem
Eb
I know
I've been told
I'm passing through
Cm
I am the top dog, top dog
Hot dog, hot dog
I am the top dog, top dog
Hot dog, hot dog
[Solo]
Eb Dm Fm Gm Fm
Dm Ab Gm Fm
Fm Dm Ab Gm
Cm Gm Ab Fm
Dm Fm Cm Gm
Ab Gm Cm Gm
Ab Gm
[Chorus]
Eb
I know
I've been told
I'm passing through
Cm
I am the top dog, top dog
Hot dog, hot dog
Eb
I am the