[Verse 1]
C
If I had my way
G
every day would be my day
I would ask you out
Am
you would say "okay!"
F
and I'd come get you at 8
C G
8 'o clock right on the dot
Am
'cause sometimes when i am late
F
then i can't get you to talk
C
and it ruins our whole date
[Verse 2]
C G
and if i had my way we'd go out every night
Am F
it'd be perfect every time and we'd never ever fight
C G
you know, you used to call me up when you were high
Am
and I never ever asked you
F
so you never told me why
[Chorus]
C G Am
your hair is green, your hair is pink
F
my head is young
C
my heart can't think
G Am
I drive my car, I ride the bus
F
I stay too long
C
I ask too much
G
Your hair was black
Am
'til it was blue
F
i always had
C
a crush on you
G
you dye it back
Am
when you need to
F C
i'm still deciding what to do
[Verse 3]
C C
but if i had my way,
G
i would ask you to the prom
Am
you would want to meet my mom
F
and you wouldn't even tease me
C
for rhyming words in my songs
G
'cause i wrote those songs about you
Am
but i hope you understand
F
that they were actually about me
C
and i hope that you're not mad
[Verse 4]
C G
cause if i had my way you'd kiss me on the lips
Am
and you'd wear that dress you like
F
and i'd wear the suit that fits
C G
but when you lie to me you know it makes me sick
Am
'cause your phone didn't die,
F
but your soul did. (You Witch!)
[Bridge]
C G
'cause i wrote those songs about you
Am
but i hope you understand
F
that they were actually about me
C
and i hope that you're not mad
C G
'cause i wrote those songs about you
Am
And you'd better understand
F
that they were actually about me
C
and i don't care if you're mad
C G
that I wrote those songs about you
Am
and I play them at my shows
F
that I write these songs about you
C
and I make sure that you know
G
that I write these songs about you
Am
that I play these songs about you
F
that I sing these songs about you
C
that I mean these songs about you
G
that I write these songs-
Am
that I write these songs-
that I write these songs;
F
Goddamn, I'll write these songs
C,G,Am,F
[Chorus]
C G Am
Your hair was black til it was blue
F
just cut it off if you want to
C G Am C
I couldn't care less what you do