[Intro]
C Em Am D x2
[Verse 1]
G
Have you heard the news?
Em D
We ain't got shit to lose anymore
G
Don't you read the papers?
Em
Or do you just throw them in the fireplace to keep you warm?
C D
Hey hey, hey hey
G
Have you seen the latest?
Em D
And does it suck as bad as I think?
G
We could sit around debatin' for hours
Em
Or just sit in front the fireplace and finish our drinks
C D
Hey hey, hey hey
[Chorus]
G F# Em D
Because the more you think about it
C G Am
The less you wanna think at all
G F# Em D
Because the more you talk about it
C D
The quicker the punchline calls out your name
G D
[Verse 2]
G
Polaroids and body bags
Em D
And random things to hide
G
I could rummage through your closet all day
Em
Or I could polish off the whiskey and spit in your eye
C D
Hey hey, hey hey
[Bridge]
G
So families of the victims make
Em
Your teary eyes so commonplace
Am
Did you pass the historical questionnaire?
D
Did you find yourself trying so hard to care?
[Chorus]
G F# Em D
Because the more you think about it
C G Am
The less you wanna think at all
G F# Em D
Because the more you talk about it
C D
The quicker the ace card falls
G F# Em D
'Cause the more you think about it
C G Am
The less you wanna think at all
G F# Em D
'Cause the more you talk about it
C D G
The quicker the punchline calls out your name
Em Am D
Name
G Em Am D G