[Intro]
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[Verse]
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They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France
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And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance
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And the White House social season should be glittering and gay
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But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin'
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The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'
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One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way
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I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
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And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
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While the tv's showin' Newlyweds a real fun game to play
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But here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin'
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The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
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One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way
[Verse]
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Now what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone
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Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home
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You're callin' from a barn get away from there
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No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell
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Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be
[Verse]
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The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib
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And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live
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And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
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Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin'
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The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'
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One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the way
Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again