Key Ab
G C E A
Ab7:
1 3 2 3
Eb7:
3 3 3 4
Cm7:
3 3 3 1
Db7:
1 1 1 2
Bbm7:
1 1 1 1
Fm7:
1 3 1 3
Ab
It's crazy
Eb
Ridiculous,
Db Ab
It doesn't make sense
Ab
That's true
Db Eb
But what can I do
Ab
I'm in love
Cm
with a man
Ab Bbm Ab
Plaza -double- -double-3
Eb Cm
It's a perfect relationship
Ab Fm Db Eb
I can't see him he can't see me
Ab Bbm
I'm in love with a voice
Ab Bbm Ab
Plaza -double- -double-3
Eb Ab
What a perfect relationship
Eb Bbm7 Eb
I talk to him and he just talks to me
Eb
And yet I can't help wondering
Ab
What
Db
does he look like
Ab Eb
I wish I knew
Fm Ab Db
What does he look like
Bbm7 Fm Db
Is he six-foot-seven or three-foot two
Ab Bbm7 Db
Has he eyes of brown or baby blue
Eb Bbm Db
Big and mighty or underfed
Eb Bbm Db Eb
Trim black mustache or beard of red
Eb Db Eb
Can he dance like Fred Astaire
Eb Db
Is he dark or is he fair
Eb Db Eb
Pompadour or not a hair
Db Eb Bbm
Well I don't care
Ab Bbm
I'm in love with a man
Ab Bbm Ab
Plaza -double- -double-3
Eb Bbm7 Ab7
It's a perfect relationship
Ab Fm Eb7
And that's how things should always be
Ab Fm Eb7
Our love can never lose its mystery
Eb7 Ab Db7
Cause I'll never meet him
Bbm Eb Ab
And he'll never meet me
Eb7 Ab Db
No he'll never meet me
Ab7 Fm7 Fm Db7
What
Db Eb Eb
does he look like
Ab Fm7 Eb7
My sleeping prince
Eb Ab Ab7 Bbm
What does he look like
Eb Db Eb Db
He could be the fat and balding type
Eb Db Eb Db
Or rugged tweeds with a briar pipe
Eb Db Eb Db Bbm7
Dark rimmed glasses super mind
Eb Db Eb Db Bbm7
Or the sweet poetic kind
Eb Db Eb Db Bbm7
It doesn't matter what he'd be
Bbm7 Eb Bbm7 Eb
How he'd love me
[Spoken]
Sue's answer phone Yes Mr Moss Yes Mr Moss
Ab
But he's still
Ab
just a voice
Bbm Ab Bbm
Plaza -double- -double-3
Eb Eb7 Cm7
It's a perfect relationship
Ab Fm Bbm7 Eb
I can't see him he can't see me
Ab Fm Bbm7 Eb
He calls me Mom he thinks I'm sixty-three
Ab Db Fm
And I'll never meet him
Bbm7 Fm Bbm7 Ab Fm
And he'll never meet me
Db Fm Eb Ab Db
No he'll never meet me