Jonathan Coulton is a geek rock / folk rock musician active since 2003 from Brooklyn, known for his songs about geek culture. He is best known for such compositions as "Still Alive" and "Code Monkey", as well as his cover of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back". He is the Contributing Troubadour for Popular Science magazine and the musical director for John Hodgman's Little Gray Book Lectures.
Every week for a year Coulton released a new song for free on his website as part of his Thing a Week podcast
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Verse 1 DGAD Long ago in days of yore GAD It all began with a god named Thor ABm There were Vikings and boats GD And some plans for a furniture store DGAD It's not a bodega it's not a mall GAD And they sell things for apartments smaller ABmGD than mine As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Chorus ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a selling furniture For college kids and divorced men GDA7A7sus4A7 Everyone has a home GDADDsus4D But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
Verse 2 DGAD So rent a car or take the bus GAD Lay your cash down and put your trust ABmGD In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size GAD Billy the bookcase says hello GAD And so does a table whose name is Ingo ABmGD And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
Chorus ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a selling furniture For college kids and divorced men GDA7A7sus4A7 Everyone has a home GDADDsus4D But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
BmF# Ikea plywood brushed steel DA7Dadd4/A Ikea meatballs tasty BmF# Ikea Allen wrenches D All of them for free F# All of them for me
Guitar Solo - See below
Verse 3 DGAD I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks GAD I just bought a table for bucks ABmGD And a chair and a lamp And a shelf and some candles for you GAD I was a doubter just like you GAD til I saw the American dream come true ABmGD In New Jersey they got a god damned Swedish parade
Chorus ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen ABmGDDAAsus4 I-ke-a Ikea-a selling furniture For college kids and divorced men GDA7A7sus4A7 Everyone has a home GDADDsus4D But if you don't have a home you can buy one there