Biography:
Kevin Bloody Wilson (born '''Dennis Bryant''' on 13 February 1947 in Sydney, Australia) is a comedy singer/songwriter who uses a heavy Australian accent/style with great success. Without the aid of radio or Television coverage (due to the explicit, crude and sexual nature of his songs and general humour), he has built up a widespread cult following.
== Early career ==
Bryant was born in Sydney, New South Wales, although he identifies himself with Kalgoorlie, Western Australia, where he was an electrician in the gold mines.
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Other songs:
- Bali Belly Song
- Christmas Song
- Darlin Im So Horny
- Dictaphone
- Dilligaf
- Festival Of Farts
- Ho Ho Fuckin Ho
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- It Was Over Before It Began
- Ive Had An Absolute Cunt Of A Day
- Kevs Courtin Song
- Living Next Door To Alan
- Mick The Master Farter
- Missing You
- Shes The Sorta Sheila For Me
- Super Mega Fugly
- That Fuckin Cats Back
- That Fucking Cats Back
- The Last Lager Waltz
- The Local
- You Cant Say Cunt In Canada
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Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
Intro: C G F C G C
Verse 1:
C F
The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
G F C
There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
C F
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
G
You're a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
Chorus:
C F
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G F C
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
C F
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight.
G C
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
Verse 2:
C F
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
G F C
Ya just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
C F
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
G
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
C G F C G C
Verse 3:
C F
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
G F C
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
C F
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
G
Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin' I'm So Horny
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
Intro: C G F C G C
Verse 1:
C F
The kids are at ya mother's place, the house is finally ours.
G F C
There's bugger all on tele, and we're just sittin' around.
C F
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I'm down to socks and skids.
G
You're a walk up start for a fuck tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
Chorus:
C F
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G F C
I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
C F
I'll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don't get a fuck tonight.
G C
'Cause darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
Verse 2:
C F
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I'll kick off me skids.
G F C
Ya just can't beat a good old fashion fuck, ta' help ya get a good nights sleep.
C F
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
G
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
C G F C G C
Verse 3:
C F
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those tits.
G F C
One, two, three, four, foreplay's over, now let's get down to business.
C F
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn't scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
G
Been a bit a back pressure buildin' up, so darlin' hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
G C
Oh darlin' I'm so horny I could die.
C G F C G C
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