Biography:
Jonah Ray Rodrigues (born August 3, 1982) is an American actor, comedian and writer from Los Angeles.
Originally from Honolulu, Hawaii, Ray later moved to Los Angeles. He first pursued opportunities in indie music, but then focused on writing and performing comedy.
Ray started as a writer's assistant for The Andy Milonakis Show, as well as working as a writer and performer on Showtime's sketch comedy pilot "The Offensive Show." He is also a frequent
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[Verse]
[JONAH]
N.C.
Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates
N.C.
The great array of monsters all over the place
A
Not just in Japan, but across the planet
B
An "A-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply
[TOM]
D
Example, please?
[JONAH]
D
Well, name a land
[TOM]
D
Belize
[JONAH]
A
Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis
A
See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo
B
In Belize they believe in him
B
They're not afraid to say so
[TOM]
D
Scotland?
[JONAH]
D
Nessie's livin' up in a loch
[TOM]
A
How 'bout Poland?
[JONAH]
A
A scary scarecrow named Bubak
[CROW]
F#m
Huh; so...it's not just Godzilla?
[TOM]
B
Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'
[CROW]
B
Hey!
[JONAH]
D
Tom...
[TOM]
D
Sorry, Crow
[CROW]
D
Okay
[TOM]
D
Bros?
[CROW]
D
Sho
[TOM]
A
Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go?
[Chorus]
[JONAH]
A Bm
Every country has a monster
D A
They’re afraid of in their nation
[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]
F#m B
Every monster has a country
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, a station they call their home
[Verse]
[CROW]
NC
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben
[TOM]
A
What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?
[JONAH]
B
Was it in Tibet?
[TOM]
B
Yep
[JONAH]
B
I bet he met a yeti
[CROW]
D
Australia?
[JONAH]
D
There, drop bears will impale ya
[TOM]
A
Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia
[JONAH]
A
Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico
B
Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo
D
Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
A
I know I don’t want to die
A
But when I do, he’ll be the guy
[TOM/CROW]
NC
Whoa!
[TOM]
NC
So, Crow?
[CROW]
NC
Servo?
[TOM]
NC
Ready to go?
[CROW]
NC
Start slow
[TOM]
A
Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg
[CROW]
B
Who's actually the size of Luxembourg
[TOM]
D
He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg
[TOM, CROW, AND JONAH]
A
Because he is the size of Luxembourg
[JONAH]
NC
What?!?
[CROW]
F#m
Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun
[TOM]
B
Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common
[JONAH]
D
You bots got the hang of it
D
The song's really kickin'
[ALL]
A
CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!
[Dialogue]
[JONAH]
A B
Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou
D
Baba Yaga, Jorogumo and the impundulu
A
Now you guys realize the surprising size
A
Of all the worldwide daikaiju
[Chorus]
[ALL]
A B
Every country has a monster
D A
They’re afraid of in their nation
F#m
Every monster
[GYPSY]
(Sasquatch!)
[ALL]
B
Has a country
[JONAH]
(That's Canada!)
[ALL]
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, a station they call their home
[TOM]
(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)
[ALL]
A
Every country
[CROW]
(Scandinavia!)
[ALL]
B
Has a monster
[JONAH]
(Kraken!)
[ALL]
D
They’re afraid of
[TOM]
(Kinga!)
[ALL]
A
In their nation
(Moon 13!)
F#m B
Every monster has a country
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, we've got movie sign
[JONAH]
N.C.
Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates
N.C.
The great array of monsters all over the place
A
Not just in Japan, but across the planet
B
An "A-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply
[TOM]
D
Example, please?
[JONAH]
D
Well, name a land
[TOM]
D
Belize
[JONAH]
A
Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis
A
See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo
B
In Belize they believe in him
B
They're not afraid to say so
[TOM]
D
Scotland?
[JONAH]
D
Nessie's livin' up in a loch
[TOM]
A
How 'bout Poland?
[JONAH]
A
A scary scarecrow named Bubak
[CROW]
F#m
Huh; so...it's not just Godzilla?
[TOM]
B
Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'
[CROW]
B
Hey!
[JONAH]
D
Tom...
[TOM]
D
Sorry, Crow
[CROW]
D
Okay
[TOM]
D
Bros?
[CROW]
D
Sho
[TOM]
A
Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go?
[Chorus]
[JONAH]
A Bm
Every country has a monster
D A
They’re afraid of in their nation
[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]
F#m B
Every monster has a country
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, a station they call their home
[Verse]
[CROW]
NC
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben
[TOM]
A
What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?
[JONAH]
B
Was it in Tibet?
[TOM]
B
Yep
[JONAH]
B
I bet he met a yeti
[CROW]
D
Australia?
[JONAH]
D
There, drop bears will impale ya
[TOM]
A
Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia
[JONAH]
A
Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico
B
Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo
D
Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
A
I know I don’t want to die
A
But when I do, he’ll be the guy
[TOM/CROW]
NC
Whoa!
[TOM]
NC
So, Crow?
[CROW]
NC
Servo?
[TOM]
NC
Ready to go?
[CROW]
NC
Start slow
[TOM]
A
Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg
[CROW]
B
Who's actually the size of Luxembourg
[TOM]
D
He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg
[TOM, CROW, AND JONAH]
A
Because he is the size of Luxembourg
[JONAH]
NC
What?!?
[CROW]
F#m
Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun
[TOM]
B
Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common
[JONAH]
D
You bots got the hang of it
D
The song's really kickin'
[ALL]
A
CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!
[Dialogue]
[JONAH]
A B
Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou
D
Baba Yaga, Jorogumo and the impundulu
A
Now you guys realize the surprising size
A
Of all the worldwide daikaiju
[Chorus]
[ALL]
A B
Every country has a monster
D A
They’re afraid of in their nation
F#m
Every monster
[GYPSY]
(Sasquatch!)
[ALL]
B
Has a country
[JONAH]
(That's Canada!)
[ALL]
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, a station they call their home
[TOM]
(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)
[ALL]
A
Every country
[CROW]
(Scandinavia!)
[ALL]
B
Has a monster
[JONAH]
(Kraken!)
[ALL]
D
They’re afraid of
[TOM]
(Kinga!)
[ALL]
A
In their nation
(Moon 13!)
F#m B
Every monster has a country
D Dsus2 A
Yeah, we've got movie sign
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