[Verse One]
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There was an Amish wedding yesterday to our delight
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Every Dutchman in the county was there with an appetite
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We don’t all get along so good and yet we reunite
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Whenever we’re invited to a wedding.
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It was the bishop’s daughter and the harness maker’s son
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Every district was invited, clear up to highway one,
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The house and barn was full of folks and some were still to come
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And the preacher started preaching at 8:30
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There was Abe Yoder and Joe Yoder and Ben Yoder and John Yoder and Amos Yoder and Eli
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Yoder and Levi Yoder – he was there too.
[Verse Two:]
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Well the preacher preached till half past nine and then he took a seat
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The next one hemmed and hawed and coughed and stared down at his feet
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He finally got em married and then he said let’s eat
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Because there’s nothing like an Amish wedding dinner.
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There was chicken and potatoes and green beans and wedding steak
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And beets and cheese and pickles apple pie and chocolate cake
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And ice cream coffee tea and juice enough to fill a lake
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and this was just the wedding meals first helping
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There was… (do you wanna know who was there?)
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Abe Troyer and Joe Troyer and Ben Troyer and John Troyer and Amos Troyer and Eli Troyer
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and Levi Yoder – He was there too.
[Verse Three:]
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And then came meatballs made of pork and beef lightly browned
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And bowls of mashed potatoes about a hundred pounds
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And everyone went silent as the platters went around
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There was no sound except for people chewing.
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I sat next to Eli miller, now there’s a tough old bird,
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We sat and chewed our dinner and didn’t say a word
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Cause every thing we have to say we’ve already heard
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So what’s the use of pointless conversation?
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There was Abe Miller and Joe Miller and Ben Miller and John Miller and Amos Miller and Eli
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Miller and Levi Miller – Was he there? Yeah, he was there too.
[Verse Four]
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Joe raised his hand for silence and then he told a joke
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About an Amish preacher didn’t think before he spoke.
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And Bishop Miller laughed so hard I thought he had a stroke
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And he leaked some tapioca out his nostril.
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The older men began to sing and passed around the books.
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The women washed the dishes in the kitchen with the cooks
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The boys all watched the girls and they pretended not to look
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Cause they might just have themselves a date for supper
[Outro]
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Then late that night we all went out and hitched up our buggies
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And came back to tell the girls we’re ready to go home.
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We said goodbye in the hallway we said goodbye in the stairs.
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We said goodbye in the barnyard in the cold November air.
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We leaned against our buggy wheels and said goodbye from there
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And we headed home from one great Amish wedding.
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There were Yoders and Troyers and Hostetlers and Herschbergers and Schwartzentrubers and
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Weavers and Millers were there too.
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There were Beachys and Bylers and Bontragers and Burkholders and Keims and Erbs and
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Chupps and Frys [spoken] and well, I believe you was there too.