[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Pretty little one
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How has it all begun? They're teaching you how to walk
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But you're already on the run Little one-- What you gonna do? Little one--Honey, it's all up to you
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Now your daddy's in the den shootin'up the evening news Mama's with a friend,lately she's been
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so confused Little one-- Come on and take my hand I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan
[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line And see if we can't get in
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touch with a very close friend of mine
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But let me clue you in, it ain't like him
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To argue or pretend--
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
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Well they've got a little list of all those things of which they don't approve
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They've got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move
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Little one--
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I really wish you would
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Little one--
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I think the damage would do you good.
[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
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We're going to forget all about the battle
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It's gonna feel so fine
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'cause he's the missing link, the kitchen sink--Eleven on a scale of ten
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend
[Chorus]
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Honey you shake and I'll rattle and we'll roll on down the line
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I'm going to try to swing you up into my saddle
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And then we'll run but you'll think we're flyin'
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Now honey don't just stand there
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Lookin' like this dream will never end
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Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend