[Verse]
Dsus4 D Dsus4
I'm worrying everyday
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
I could be anorexic
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
I'll have to get into shape
D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D A
Can't seem to find the right charge
Bm7
Your mother, she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
Don't put me in skates
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
Ping pong, I'm no great shakes
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
People say I'm weak
D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D A
Can't even hold her tight
Bm7
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I can't abide
[Chorus]
G
I'll be a good sport
A
Be a good sport
D D/B
I'll be a sportsman
G
I'll be a good sport
A
Be a good sport
Dsus4 D
I'll be a sportsman
[Refrain]
G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
Gmaj7 Em/G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
G Em/G
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
D
Twitching / Probing / Twitching / Probing
[Verse 2]
Dsus4 D Dsus4
I'm not sleeping these days
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
Maybe insomniac
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
Quench my thirst, flesh and blood
D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D A
I've got this craving for you
Bm7
Your brother, they call him Batman
Your sister, we know she's Wonder Woman
[Outro]
Dsus4 D Dsus4
I'm seeing Sundays
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
I could be apoplectic
D Dsus4 D Dsus4
The whole family gets in shape
D Dsus4 D Dsus4 D A
Under the floodlights
Bm7
People tell me I'm not strong
I can't seem to find the right charge