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I love a gal who invented kissing I don't recall her name
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But I do believe that gal should sit high up in the hall of fame
G7 C
Un-til she came along just think what we were missing
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That's why today I'm shouting hooray for the gal who invented kissing
D7
She thought the fellows how to smooth instead of holding hands
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And she showed them how to steel a kiss like they do in foreign lands
G7 C
Until she came along just think what they were missing
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Loved was very nice but as cold as ice to that gal who invented kissing
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She showed the girls how pucker up and roll their pretty eyes
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And she showed them how to kiss hello and how to kiss goodbye
G7 C
Until she came along just think what they were missing
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They could only cook or read a book till that gal who invented kissing
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Mr. Edison he invented the lights Mr. Bell the telephone
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And Columbus found America their names are all well known
G7 C
But till she came along this world had something missing
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And I'm telling you there was nothing to do till that gal invented kissing
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She patented the kiss of fire and how to kiss goodnight
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On every kind of hug and kiss she holds a copyright
G7 C
But if I had my way the only thing I'm wishing
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Is to make a date and stay out late with the gal who invented kissing