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[Intro]
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Here's a story from North America
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Daddy daddy daddy hurry
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I saw something scu-rry
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Son what's all this screaming for
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You're gonna wake the neighbors next door
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Daddy I think there's a spider on my floor
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Is it And will you squish it
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You call me in here in the middle of the night
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To come into your room and destroy life
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Is that what they teach you in Sunday School
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But Daddy it's gross it's got a million legs
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A billion eyes A trillion eggs
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Son it's not disgusting it's just reality
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Take a deep breath and appreciate life
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Look how delicate his legs are
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Crawling across your bedroom floor
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Do you know the proper name
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Arachnid That's right
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We're living in a world that's full of creatures
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Big and small hairy and slimy
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You are not the center of the world
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How would you feel if a giant hand
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Came out of the sky and decided to crush you
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I guess I'd be scared but Daddy
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What if the spider hurts me
pause maybe turn a page if you're doing this live
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He didn't hurt you yet did he son
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Your logic is flawed you come undone
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Swallow your pride
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What if the spider said the same thing
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Daddy daddy kill that kid
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That's the point dad What if he did
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That's why I have to strike first
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What if he did
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What if he didn't
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What if the world was made of pudding
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All I'm saying is consider
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Something
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Besides your
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Thirst for blood
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Dad you're right
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Now I see
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Maybe he's got a family
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Now you're learning
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Understanding,
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Finally you're becoming human
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Let's return him to his natural habitat
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Put him in a cup and take him outside
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Godspeed.
Outro:
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