[Verse]
Ab6 Adim7
We met in a parking lot
Eb
Buying coffee and cigarettes
Bb Bb7 Eb
Firewood and bad wine long since gone
G7 Ab
But I'm still drunk and hot, wide awake
Breathing hard
[Verse]
Ab6 Adim7
But now, in just one year's time
Eb Bb Bb7 Eb
I've become jealous, rail-thin, prone to paranoia when I'm stoned
G7 Ab
'Cause isn't true love "someone oughta put me in a home?"
Ab6 Adim7 Eb Bb Bb7 Eb
Say, do you wanna get married and put an end to our endless regressive tendency to scorn?
G7 Ab
Provincial concepts like your dowry and your daddy's farm
[Bridge]
Ab6 Eb Bb
For love to find us of all people
Eb Adim7
I never thought it be so simple
[Verse]
G7 Adim7 Ab6
Ooh...
Ab6 Adim7 Eb Bb Bb7 Eb
Let's buy a plantation house and let the yard grow wild until we don't need the signs that say, "Keep out"
G7 Ab
I've got some money left and it's cheaper in the South
Ab6 Adim7 Eb Bb Bb7 Eb
I need someone I can trust to protect me from our seven daughters when my body says, "Enough!"
G7 Ab
Don't let me die in a hospital, I'll save the big one for the last time we make love
Abm Eb G7 Adim7
Insert here a sentiment re: our golden years
Ab6 Abm Eb Bb Eb
All 'cause I went to the store one day
Bb Eb
"Seen you around, what's your name?"