Intro: B F# B (E)-1-3-5
Verse 1:
Dan:
B F# B F#
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
B F# B F#
Come on over here play with me,
D#m
My momma,
E
She even bought me a Wii.
Verse 2:
Dan
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Only in the toilet
Just like me
Don’t sprinkle
When you tinkle.
Pre-chorus:
Aja:
B F# B F#
All the boys and the girls all playing tag
B F# B F#
And patty cake jump rope, capture the flag.
Together:
D#m
I don’t want any part of that,
(A-B- C- D- E- F-G)
E
I wanna fry some ants with my magnifying glass.
(H-I- J- K) (L-M-N-O-P)
Chorus
Together:
B
Hi my name is Danny (I’ll always love you)
F#
And it rhymes with words like whammy(I will protect you)
E
And my teachers they can’t stand me. (And I’ll tuck you in at night)
F#
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
B F# B (e)----1-3-5----
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Dan:
Q-R-S-T-U
And me, no girls allowed they all got cooties
Circle dot dot,
That’s the cootie shot.
V-W-X-Y and Z
Why’s the lunch lady always winking at me,
She’s got a moustache,
That grows like a tree.
Aja:
All the boys and the girls let’s come on over,
Play kickball hopscotch and red rover.
Dan:
I don’t want any part of that I’m a
Hit betty sue with my baseball bat.
Together:
Dan:
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Aja: I’ll always love you,
I will protect you.
And I’ll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Aja:
Don’t be afraid of me,
I’m just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.
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Dan:
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Daddy told me there’s no girls in heaven,
Hallelujah.
There’s only G.I Joes.
8-9-10-11-12-13,
Mrs. Jacobson’s got a head like a bean,
I wonder,
If it rains will it grow.
Aja:
In class pass notes on Valentine’s.
All the girl’s and the boy’s all makin’ eyes.
Together:
Aja:
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
Dan:
I don’t know what you’re talkin’ ‘bout.
If I catch your eye I’m a poke it out.
Aja: L-M-N-O-P
Dan:
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Aja: I’ll always love you,
I will protect you.
And I’ll tuck you in at night.
Hi my name is Danny
And it rhymes with words like whammy,
And my teachers they can’t stand me.
But I sleep in batman jammies.
Yes I do.
Aja:
Don’t be afraid of me,
I’m just a sweet cootie.
And I will love you till the end of time.