Biography:
Dr. Demento (born April 2, 1941 in Minneapolis, Minnesota) is the stage name of Barret Hansen [1], who has made a successful career as a radio disc jockey specializing in novelty songs and pop music parodies. He created the persona in 1970 while working at Los Angeles station KPPC-FM. Legend has it, after Hansen played "Transfusion" by Nervous Norvus on the radio, someone said that he had to be demented to play that. Thereafter, the name stuck. His weekly show went into syndication in 1974 and is still on the air as of 2006.
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Get Drunk With Dignity - Dr Demento
Chords used - E, A, B, F#
E A
When you've had too much to drink
E
there's certain things to keep in mind.
A B
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
A
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
E
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
F# B
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
A
Get drunk with dignity
E B
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
E
its not necessary to lick him back
A E
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
B E
Get drunk with dignity
E A E
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
A B
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
A E
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
F# B
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
A E
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
B E
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
A E
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
B E
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
Bigbaws
Chords used - E, A, B, F#
E A
When you've had too much to drink
E
there's certain things to keep in mind.
A B
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
A
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
E
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
F# B
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
A
Get drunk with dignity
E B
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
E
its not necessary to lick him back
A E
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
B E
Get drunk with dignity
E A E
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
A B
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
A E
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
F# B
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
A E
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
B E
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
A E
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
B E
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
Bigbaws
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