[Intro]
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Evan:
N.C.
This glove is really cool. Wow.
Larry:
N.C.
Why don't you take this one?
Evan:
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Oh. No. I couldn't.
Larry:
N.C.
Why not?
Evan:
Dsus2
Are you sure?
[Verse 1]
Larry:
E(add4)
I bought this glove a thousand years ago
Asus/G
For some birthday
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Or some Christmas that has come and gone
E(add4)
I thought we might play catch or- I don't know
Asus/G Dsus2
But he left it in the bag with the tag still on
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You'd have to break it in, though, first. You can't catch anything with it that stiff.
Evan:
Dsus2
How do you break it in?
[Verse 2]
Larry:
E(add4)
It's all a process that is really quite precise
Bsus/G Dsus2 Dsus
A sort of secret method known to very few
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So, if you're in the market for... professional advice
Asus/G Dsus2 Dsus
Well, today could be a lucky day for you
[Interlude 1]
N.C.
Shaving cream.
Evan:
N.C.
Shaving cream?
Larry:
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Oh yeah. You rub that in for about five minutes. Then you tie it all up with rubber bands, put it under your
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mattress, and sleep on it. And you've got to do it for at least a week. Every day. Consistent.
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Bm7 A(add4)
And though this method isn't easy
G(add2) Dsus2 F#7/C# Bm7
Ev'ry second that you spend is gonna pay off
B7 A
It'll pay off in the end
[Chorus 1]
Larry:
F5
It just takes a little patience
F5/E
It takes a little time
F5/Eb
A little perseverance
F/Bb Bbsus2 F5/Bb F/Bb
And a little uphill climb
F5
You might not think it's worth it
Cm11
You might begin to doubt
F/Bb
But you can't take any shortcuts
G(add2)/B
You gotta stick it out
F/C
And it's the hard way
Bm11
But it's the right way
C7sus/G Csus
The right way
Fsus2
To break in a glove
[Interlude 2]
Larry:
Fsus Fsus2/Bb Bbsus2
With something like this, you have to be ready to put in the work. Make the commitment.
N.C.
What do you think?
Evan:
A9sus Dsus2
I mean, definitely.
[Verse 3]
Larry:
E7(add4)
Some people say, "Just use a microwave
Gmaj7 G5 Dsus2 Dsus
Or try that run-it-through-hot-water technique"
Dsus2 E7(add4)
Well, they can gloat about the time they save
Gsus2 Asus/G Dsus2
'Til they gotta buy another glove next week
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Larry:
D Dsus F5
It... just takes a little patience Evan:
F5/E
It takes a little patience
F5/E
It takes a little time
F5/Eb
It takes a little time
F5/Eb
A little perseverance
F5/Eb
Perseverance
F5/Eb
And
F/Bb Bbmaj9
A little uphill climb A little uphill climb
[Chorus 2]
F(add2)/C
And it's the hard way
Bm11
But it's the right way
Bbsus2 Csus
The right way The right way
[Bridge 1]
Larry:
Ab(add2)
'Cause there's a right way
Eb(add2)/G
In ev'rything you do
Fm7
Keep that grit Evan:
Db6
Keep that grit
Dbsus2 Eb Db Eb
Follow through Follow through
[Bridge 2]
Larry:
A5 Eb Fm7 Eb(add4) Dbsus2 Eb
Even when ev'ryone around you thinks you're crazy
Db(add2) Eb Fm7 Eb(add4) Dbsus2
Even when ev'ryone around you lets things go
Eb Eb(add4) Eb(add4)/F
Whethere you're prepping for some test
Dbsus2
Or you're miles from some goal
Eb C7/E
Or you're just trying to do what's best
Fm7 Ab/C Db(add2)
For a kid who's lost control
[Chorus 3]
Ab/Eb
You do the hard thing
Dm7
'Cause that's the right thing
Dbsus2 Bbm9 Fsus2 Fsus
Yeah, that's the right thing
[Interlude 3]
Evan:
Fsus2 Fsus Fsus2/Bb Bbsus2
Connor was really lucky. To have a dad that... a dad who cared so much. About... taking care of stuff.
Larry:
N.C.
Shaving cream. Rubber bands. Mattress. Repeat. Got it?
Evan:
N.C.
Got it.
[Outro]
Larry:
F/C
It's the hard way Evan:
Bm11
But it's the right way
Gm7 Csus
The right way The right way
Fsus2
To break in a glove To break in a glove
Larry:
Fsus F
You're good to go.