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it was christmas eve at the asylum
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the inmates all strapped in their beds
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one claimed he was jesus of nazareth
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his friends called him "soft in the head'
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He said his straight jacket was crooked
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And their drugs made him feel vertigo
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They tell him he hated his mother
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Cuz his rorshark test looked like vangogh
You see Christmas was Jesus's birthday
His favourite time of the year
On Christmas, Jesus got presents
On Christmas, Jesus drank beer
But this year, the government cutbacks
Had cancelled his ice cream and cake
Well if this is the way they treat Jesus
He might as well Jump on the lake.
CHORUS
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jesus happy birthday,
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may all your wishes come true
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jesus is there room on your sleigh,
F C G
i'm just as crazy as you
VERSE
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2x
CHORUS
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