Album: Bayou Country-CCR
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Now, if I was a bricklayer,
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I wouldn't build just any-thing;
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And if I was a ball player,
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I wouldn't play no second string.
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And if I were some jew'lry, baby;
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Lord, I'd have to be a diamond ring.
[Verse 2]
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If I were a secret, lord, I never would be told.
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If I were a jug of wine, then all my flavor would be old.
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I could be most anything,
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But it got to be twenty-four karat solid gold, oh.
[Verse 3]
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If I were a gambler, you know I'd never lose,
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And if I were a guitar player,
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Lord, I'd have to play the blues.
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
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If I was a hacksaw, my blade would be razor sharp.
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If I were a politician, I could prove that monkeys talk.
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You can find the tallest building,
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Lord, I'd have me the house on top.
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Oh, let's go!
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 5]
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I'm the penthouse pauper;
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I got nothin' to my name.
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I'm the penthouse pauper; baby,
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I got nothing to my name.
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I can be most anything,
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'cause when you got nothin' it's all the same.
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Oh, let's move to this song!
[Outro]
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Lord, look at my penthouse.