[Intro]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming out today
C G
See, there's so many stupid people, and they always in the way
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I hate people, I hate people 'cause people suck, man
C C
People suck, and they keep on fucking sucking
[Chorus]
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People suck, people suck, people suck (I don't like y'all)
C G
People suck, people suck, people suck (It's not my fault)
C
They say what goes around comes back around
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But sometimes, you get fucked
C G C
'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck
[Verse 1]
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I woke up, but my arm's till sleeping
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Tried to have a one night stand, she ain't leaving
C
I'm getting tired of my roommate Keenan
G
His dishes in the sink and they still need cleaning
C F
He said he'd get it when he gets up, but I won't push my luck
C G C
'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck
C C
My neighbors say I'm too loud, I'm gonna fight 'em
F
If you chewing too loud, I'm gonna fight ya
C
If you cut me off in traffic, that's a real bad habit
G
Better hope I don't miss my flight
C
If you walking too slow, get out the way (Get out the way)
F
If you smell like BO, it's not okay (Take a shower)
G
I got another parking ticket, I mean, are you fucking kidding?
C
Better get that stupid shit out of my face, man
[Chorus]
C F
People suck, people suck, people suck (I don't like y'all)
C G
People suck, people suck, people suck (It's not my fault)
C
They say what goes around comes back around
F
But sometimes, you get fucked
C G C
'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck
[Verse 2]
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I hate politics, I hate logic, I hate physics
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I hate climate change, too (If it existed)
C
And destination weddings are horrible
F
I hate ugly-ass babies that parents think are adorable (So cute)
C
I hate you, I probably hate me, too
F
And there's always more hating to do (True)
C
Behind your laptop talking like a troll motherfucker
C
Gonna get what's coming to you
C
And by the way, what race is the human race?
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When is it finished, rebooted, and erased?
C
Does it cross your mind that maybe this was one big-ass mistake?
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So much room in the galaxy, like, we wasting space, man
C
Nowadays, I got no one to trust
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I guess that's why we voted for Trump
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'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck (And Hillary sucks, too)
[Bridge]
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Where the rich people at? (Where they at?)
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Where the poor people at? (Where you at? Right here)
C C
Where the shakers, and the fakers, and the killer drug dealers
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Politicians, and the terrorists at? (Everywhere)
C
Where the low credit scores? (Where they at? Right here)
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If you a child of divorce (Where you at? Right here)
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Where my users and abusers and alarm clock snoozers?
C
Better get your ass back to work
[Chorus]
C F
Cause people suck, people suck, people suck (Goddamn)
C G
People suck, people suck, people suck (They really fucking do)
C
They say what goes around comes back around
F
But sometimes, you get fucked
C G C
'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck (Let's go)
F
People suck, people suck, people suck (I don't like y'all)
C G
People suck, people suck, people suck (It's not my fault)
C
They say what goes around comes back around
F
But sometimes, you get fucked
C G C
'Cause people suck, people suck, people suck
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